While all you meatheads are working your ass off at the gym, I’ll be over here… dipping my pizza into a bucket of ranch and catching the eye of your girl. Why? Well, because according to a new study out of Yale University, chubbier dads live longer than other men… AND they’re MORE ATTRACTIVE to women.
The study says that when you lose a little muscle mass and gain a little fat, it actually helps your body shift some of its resources toward your immune system instead of just worrying about feeding your muscles.
And women are biologically drawn to a dad with some chubbiness, because it’s a sign that you’re focused on your kids above anything else… including trying to get with women.
So since you’re not interested in them… they’re interested in you. Ain’t that a bitch?