Episode 294

Monday, April 9th

Carnival of Crappy Contests include Tipsy or Toddler and the Super Stupid Spelling Bee; Ian's Interesting Individuals features Hurdy Gurdy Man; a woman blames the wind for the cocaine in her purse and a man fell who fell through his ex's ceiling is arrested again in an all new Redneck Report; a golf commentator quotes Imagine Dragons the only way a golf commentator can; and Sylvia lost her keycard thanks to Mahoney.