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@DaveAndMahoney: 2020 Resolutions Are Failing Everywhere

Are You Smarter Than A Community College Drop Out?? Turns out Maggie is! She beat Mahoney leaving him to be a loser to start out 2020. Speaking of the new year... what new years resolutions are you totally failing at??? Send your answers in to @DaveAndMahoney!
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Dave And Mahoney: What Did You Ruin Over The Holidays?

Dave and Mahoney want to know how you, or someone else, ruined the holiday. Ian talks to three people who possibly have a warrant.... see if you can guess who's the culprit. (hint: it's defitely the drunk guy)
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Dave and Mahoney Want to Know Who Ruined Thanksgiving

Dad looks like Two-Face because he tried to deep fry the turkey
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Warning!! Today's Who's Got the Warrent is the scariest and most intense yet. Almost as scary as what Mahoney told us he tried to hide from his exes in response to today's question: What's something you hid from your dates in order to impress them?
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What Is Mahoney Afraid Of Touching The Toilet Seat?

Real quote from Mahoney, "I don't want to live in a post apocolyptic world without blistex and wet wipes." We also find what he absolutely doesn't want touching the toilet seat.
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Dave and Mahoney Think Ian Is Too Old For Mosh Pits

Dave and Mahoney tell Ian he's too old to be going into mosh pits. Which, just so happens to be Ian's biggest regret from the weekend. Listeners call and text in with their most recent regrets. One person said, "I slept wit my ex, who's now married, in their new home they share togeter." YIKES!
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Dave and Mahoney Talk Hilarious Road Rage

You know it's bad when the car full of monks gets mad
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Dave and Mahoney Want To Talk Embarrassing Trends

You pop that collar, Mahoney!
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Dave and Mahoney Want to Hear About Your Strange Dates

Mahoney called the cops on the bartender!
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Dave and Mahoney Want to How Your Pets Flex

Why does the cat have to attack the DVD player EVERY TIME?
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